You don't need a diet, you're emaciated
I really don't care if Britney and her uncle dated
What girl could possibly want to increase her guy's sex drive?
There's no freaking way Bush has an IQ of 125
You didn't diet, you got a late-term abortion
No, I don't want to hear about your alien abduction
I've never wondered what shade of purple I really was
I don't care what your magic acaca berry does
I doubt a 10 question quiz will tell me if my BFF is really a true friend
I kind of wonder if you automatically fail the blond test if you give them your social at the end...