I am failing chemistry
Because I'm a raging alcoholic
And I do beat my wife
I am a recovering emotional anorexic
But a neophyte of its physical manifestation
I am unapologetic and
But bitterly I excel in the art of
Self degradation
I have never failed
But I'm a champion of making exceptions
I am a genius
In a distinct, idiot-savant
Kind of way
I am
The endomorph