eat and stuff and sneer
at and with your loved
ones, today. it's thanksgiving! it's
thanksgiving! it's thanksearning! die next
to uncle bill or cousin
jamie or nephew paul for
three hours in front of
wrestling or baseball or jet
lee, but don't think to
console cousin jason, cause the
fairy brought this on himself.
great uncle james' foolproof method
is to tease until they
stop. ridicule is the easiest.
ridicule is the easiest way.
ridicule is the easiest way
to alienate your family. so
jason eats a few or
fifteen behavioral meds in the
backyard and waits until his
family dies from lack of
heart while the mosquitoes suck
him dry of his pain
and the ants sniff around
his anguish.