The Girl who liked Boys who like Boys

By Shady Canary

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there lived a teenage Fag Hag. Now, you may wonder what a Fag Hag even is. Well, darlings, a Fag Hag, at least in this story, is a girl who likes boys who like boys, or at east is in love with the relationship between these boys who like boys. This particular Fag Hag though, even liked to read stories with boys who like boys in them. She even liked to read DIRTY stories about these boys.

This Poor Fag Hag loved these stories so much, she stopped reading stories about boys who like girls and girls who like boys. This put a hamper on the girl's love life, because she wanted the relationship between a boy and a boy, which was quite impossible, because she, of course, was a girl.

So the Fag Hag wondered if the relationship between girls who like girls was anything like the relationship between boys who like boys. She read many stories about these girls who like girls, and watched some of the girls who like girls at her school, but was disappointed when she found that it did not hold the same wonder for her that the relationship between boys who like boys did.

This depressed the girl who liked boys who like boys. So she went to her favorite boy who liked boys, and asked him what to do.

"What should I do?" she asked.

"Well, you should know that not all boys who like boys are as nice as you think. Some of the boys who like boys can be just as mean as some of the boys who like girls. Some even only pretend to like boys, and cheat on their boyfriends with girls who like boys. And some boys who like boys are just like the girls who like boys and get used just the same. So you should know, dear girl who likes boys, somewhere out there is a very nice boy who likes girls that will fall in love with you and then you shall have the beautiful relationship that you wish for." This all made the Fag Hag very happy!

And so, keeping what her favorite boy who likes boys in mind, the girl who liked boys started dating boys who liked girls again. Sometimes she was hurt, and many of her relationships didn't last, but at long last she finally found the boy who liked girls that was meant for her and only her.

And even though she still read those dirty stories about boys who like boys, her boy who liked girls still loved her very deeply, because he liked to read stories about girls who liked girls!

And they lived happily ever after.

The End