This is a sketch my friend and I did for Senior Send-off. One thing you have to understand is that I'm really pretty quiet at school, so this came as a bit of a shock to the audience... small school.
I Hate You
Scene: Stage/ Principal's office.
(KASSY and CARISSA are sitting at the edge of the stage. They look guilty, sad, and a bit frustrated)
I hate you.
It'd be fun, you said! Live a little, you said! We'd never get caught, you said!
LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW, KASSY! THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!
(Throws small fit and starts pacing)
You know what? Steph is my new best friend, cuz STEPHENIE would never get us in this kinda trouble. STEPHENIE would never convince me to THROW AWAY our WHOLE FUTURES to SKIP CLASS like YOU did... ex-best-friend!
What do you have to say for yourself, Kassondra?
(Sighs dramatically and shakes head)
SORRY isn't going to get us undetentioned or unsuspended! SORRY isn't gonna get us graduated or back into college or- or- or into a good job so that we don't become hobos and end up DYING ALONE on the STREETS singing ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR FREAKIN' BOAT!
(Starts crying and sits back down)
I DON'T WANNA BE A HOBOOOO!
(Wails loudly and after a few moments, calms again. KASSY pats her on the head)
I haaate yooouuu...
Got a lot of laughs there. :)