i adore you but i abhor you.
i hate ya, but i still date ya.
you are the one i love,
well sort of,

oh, i'm just kidding dear,
and let me make this clear,

i'm fond of you,
believe me too,
boy, i hope you don't construe
this the wrong way.
because i'd have to say,

c'mon now,
you know my love is strong now,
and it was just a joke,
no need to provoke,
a fight dear,
just hold me tight dear.

are we clear?

i really do need you,
and i really hope i didn't mislead you.