Pokémon are really awesome,

Do they make one like a possum?

If they don't, they really should,

I'd capture it if I could.


Squirtle is still the best,

To establish this I went on a quest.

No one else has a squad,

Therefore he is a god.


The theme song is really great,

"Gotta Catch 'Em All!" seals my fate.

The newer ones are just not as cool,

If you watch them, you're a tool.