Author Note: Okay, I guess this is kind of like a sequel to the 'Buck Teeth' story I posted. See, I have one for buck teeth and now I'm gonna have one for ugly fingernails. And maybe later on I'll have the rest up and posted. Man, I wish I typed fast. And a little less laziness would be good too. -Sigh- Oh, how terrible unfortunate I am. Tsk Tsk. Anyways, on with the story…


Ugly Fingernails

You know you have ugly fingernails…

-When every time you look at your nails, 'sushi' always magically appears on it.

-When you get so tired of seeing said 'sushi' on your nails, you actually start cursing at it.

-When such curses includes: "Argh! Stupid sushi!" "Go be on someone else would ya!" "Gah! It's sushi!" "Gah! Again!" and my favorite "Oh. My. Gosh. Look! –Insert panic attack here- IT'S MUTATED SUSHI!! AHH!! IT'S STICKING TO MY NAILS!! HELP!! SOMEBODY!! HELP ME!! I'M GONNA DIE!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! AHH!! I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY ICE CREAM YET!!"

…………………………… o.O ………………… 0.0 …………………………… O.o …………………

You know you have really ugly fingernails…

-When people scream bloody murder whenever they see your hands.

-When those 'people' automatically start using gloves whenever they're gonna shake your hand or even just touch you.

-When said gloves are sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant about 50 times before they're used.

…………… T.T …………… T.T …………… T.T ……………

You know your fingernails are beyond salvation…

-When you touch a white board and it suddenly becomes a black board.

-When schools start hiring you to turn all their white boards into black boards to save money.

And Finally,

-When your food comes to life and starts screaming, "Ahh!! It's the apocalypse!! Run for your life!!"

o.O ... T.T ... 0.o ... -.- ... O.O ... _._ ... o.o