Author's note: Dieses ist, falls Sie didn' deutsch; t wissen. Aber die Majorität von diesem ist auf englisch. Ja you'Re willkommen.
Umm, I think it speaks for it's self, but it's a kind of hard to follow, very loooong, IM conversation between one of my friends her house and myself and another friend (the two latter both here)

Does not tolerate fools with grace is me and the friend here, WE CULLENS… is the one that's not here…

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

hi!!!!!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

helo!!!!

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

natalie's here!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ahh...sun....*is blinded by the light*

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

geishas!!!!!!!

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

hah

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

she wants to read bangers and mash. can you send it?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

yes, but it'll take a minute because i have 2 go put it my thumb drive.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ok

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

2 natalie: do you want the whole thing (which is crappy) or just the prologue (which is okay?)

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

whole thing

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ok...

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

d't expect 2 much.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ok

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

"whatever, emily"

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

and, i was happy, because apparently there's somee in katie's class named Kayle. is that cool or waht?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

that's awesome

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

did you not go the funeral, natalie?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

no, we had solo & ensemble today

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

oh yeah. how did that go?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

good

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

natalie didn't think she did well on the solo, but she's wrong, so her opinion hardley counts in this matter

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

natalie! guess wt else???

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i have.....4 pages of reveiws! now!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

suicide!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

and 3 nightmare!

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

yay!!!!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

gbrr....you little poop-brain computer of death! why didn't you save it!

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ha. found it.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

good

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i had to put it a word document. and it didn't save to where it was supposed to.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ahh

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

it's in courier new, srry

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i CAN'T type in Times New Roman.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

poor computer

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i think it's pathological

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

why poor computer?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

"

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

'cause it gets blamed for everything when it was your fault"

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

who said that?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

B and M?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

natalie

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ah.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

silly natalie, it wasn't my fault.[

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

"well it wasn' t the computer's falut either!"

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

hmm...

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

well, the computer can't fight back.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

do YO have a storys that suck folder?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

no, i dt.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

but i have a bunch of folders that could be named that.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

haha

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

that's amazing considering how much you jsut LOVE your writing

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

good, you kept the outfit from hell

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

yup

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

good prologue, but I think bits of the other story were better

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

that the chapter part

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

*than

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

I reallylike the prologue

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i agree

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i told you the rest of it sucked.

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

Natalie: I think that wait I had something!Oh!!! I remember! mm, is that part about being scared to death about sharing writing, um, like the um, *clapclap* umm, like the when people say offhandedly it's good, is that apply to you?.. Is that apply to you, .

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

what?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

why are you clapping?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

that made absolutely no sense

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

she was thinking

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

and I was transcribing

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

very litterally

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

oh

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

are you sure you weren't transcripting?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

oo is that what it should be?

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

well you're too smart

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

and aty is TNE deaf

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

no, remember when i was transcribing something and i wrte that and you were like, 'd't you mean transcribing?'

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ahh

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

haha, so I'M too smart

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ot

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

no using big words like 8

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

Natalie

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

:

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

Ask her if seriously she's scared to share writing

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

oh

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

because people say "offhandedly it's good"

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

ewtc

Does not tolerate fools with grace says:

*etc

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

is that what that whole paragraph above was trying to say?

Freakonomics says:

yes

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ah.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

does clapping help you think better?

Freakonomics says:

yes

Freakonomics says:

ANSWER

Freakonomics says:

!!!!!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

sorry

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

yes

Freakonomics says:

no

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i am

Freakonomics says:

no, you're not

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

no i'm not what?

Freakonomics says:

you are so!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

no, no you're not, you are so!

Freakonomics says:

!yes, yes you are, no you're not

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

what?

Freakonomics says:

?tahw

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

haha

Freakonomics says:

ahaha

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!! *RUNS OFF CRING*

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

there...backwards that!

Freakonomics says:

*GNIYRC FFO SNR* !!!!!!! TI TEG T'NOD I

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

your u looks like Shrek

Freakonomics says:

): !taht sdrawkcabereht

Freakonomics says:

kerhS ekil skool u ruoy

Freakonomics says:

Natalie: I'm confused.

Freakonomics says:

Freakonomics says:

oops

Freakonomics says:

there's more

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

anyway, hte point being, you were changing sides and it confused me and i still have no idea what we were talking about and there's an arizona the table beside me and alex has a friend named arizona and i had pancakes for breakfast and i had to put in chocolate chips but i put them in too late so half of themd idn't have any!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

take taht, evil doctor octopus

Freakonomics says:

Natalie: *hyperventilating*(

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Freakonomics says:

ok. so. now put natalie's saying do you want us to be brutally honest? about your writing. or just tell you it's awesome? I dont' want to make you feeeeel scarred.

Freakonomics says:

oops, I mean scared.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i want u to be brutally hest, just saying it's awesome makes me more scared.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

does it suck?

Freakonomics says:

Ok, so. now put natalie's say *inaudible* ummok.

Freakonomics says:

no

Freakonomics says:

hmm

Freakonomics says:

I don't want to be brutally honest!!!

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

oh...that makesw me sad.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

that means it sucks.

Freakonomics says:

*note, thsi is alllll natalie*

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

and that bit about natalie made no sense

Freakonomics says:

no

Freakonomics says:

I

Freakonomics says:

m just typing what she's saying

Freakonomics says:

litterally

Freakonomics says:

except for the extra ee's and scarred

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i d't care if you d't want to be brutally hest you dt' get a choice.

Freakonomics says:

tell her I think her sentences are too long

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ok

Freakonomics says:

haha

Freakonomics says:

*crickets*

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

Freakonomics says:

more haha's

Freakonomics says:

more

Freakonomics says:

still

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

wait, did i put that in there?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i didn't think i did

Freakonomics says:

*slaps forehead*

Freakonomics says:

giggles

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

oh, i get it!

Freakonomics says:

what did she put in?

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

never mind

Freakonomics says:

I'm confused

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

i actually restaerted it twice, in the frist versi, Kayle says "crickets" after an awkward pause.

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

but i didn't think i put that in that e

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

did i?

Freakonomics says:

put it back in

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

ok

We Cullens love parties. Wait, correction: the Cullen women love parties. The Cullen men just love what makes their women happy. says:

yes, ma'am