Well Doctor, it's like this…

There's a creak in my spine.

Think I'm losing my mind.

My arm really hurts.

My leg's at its worst.

My stomach, it aches.

Think my body's gonna break.


My fingers, they sting.

Can't stop shivering.

My toes are numb.

Think there's a sore in my gum.

My throat's been dry.

Red turned my eye.

My joints are split.

Feels like I got hit.


Please help me, Doc.

Time's ticking on the clock.

Can I just stay home? I really should rest.

Can you write me a slip? 'Cause I got a test.

Author Note: Heh. I have no idea why I wrote this. But I still hope you enjoy it. Review!! Review!!