Author's Note: This is just a little poem I wrote for the Writing Challenge Contest at the Review Game forums. I don't usually write humor so tell me if you think it's funny! Thanks.
A Million Years
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
Please, will you dry your tears?
I know I swore I'd never leave you,
Not in a million years.
And we had fun for quite a while
But now it's time to say 'adieu.'
I know how this is going to sound
But I have to break up with you.
Yeah, I know the promise that I made.
And, baby, I know this is tough
But it's been 5 million years and 81 days
I'm thinking, that's enough.