Author's Note: New story. :) (The poll was 45-26.) It's going to be short, no longer than 10 chapters so that I can still focus on Heart Lotion SPF 20. Nothing super serious, just some pointless, light-hearted fun to fill in my HL writer's block gaps. (On that note, the next chapter of HL is half done. :D It's just that February is exam month, so.)

As per usual, a big thank you to Mae and Cici. They have to deal with me constantly. It's a dirty job.

And also a very, very grateful thanks to all those who have read and reviewed The Day I Stalked Him. I wish I could reply to each and every one of you, but university has been tightening its hold on my spare time. So, in case I don't get around to it, thank you! You have no idea how much I appreciate your input/opinions/thoughts. -heart-

A word on the main character. She's a bit of a high-strung control freak perfectionist. I realize she isn't as likeable as Honey, but, ah… let her grow on you. Or try to. :)

Btw, don't worry about knowing who everyone is in this chapter. Just focus on Deedee. Everyone else is just a minor character at the moment. Kind of. XD I can't give too much away.

No more rambling from me today. Enjoy!

Beware: unbeta-ed. So if you catch anything, let me know! :)

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cherry - n.

1. The fruit of any of various trees belonging to the genus Prunus, of the rose family, consisting of a pulpy, globular drupe enclosing a one-seeded smooth stone.
The movie was so funny that Sally choked on a cherry pit.

2. Slang: often vulgar. The hymen or the state of virginity.
"Stay away from her cherry, man. Her father owns a shotgun!"


CHAPTER ONE

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"Damn it! Just stick it in already!"

"I can't. It's not going to fit."

"It's not that big!"

There was an exasperated struggle, followed by the grunting of both parties.

"Give it to me," Deedee snapped, holding out her hand.

"You're going to break it," he warned her one last time.

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