"Ellie Rose Ackerman is would like to point out that who I have (or have not) slept with is none of your business unless you were (or were not) there"

Ellie groaned and entered her Facebook status

Then went back and erased the "is" which shouldn't even be there in the first place.

She paused for a minute, then commented on her own entry.

"But just FYI, Adam Creek has never been there."

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"No matter what anyone saw in any parking lot."

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"And I totally didn't rape him, I mean, come on, he's like two hundred pounds with muscles and stuff, and I'm little."

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"And that stuff about having a thirteen year old kid that I sent to live in Florida, totally a lie, I mean, even if I am a whore, it doesn't mean I changed the laws of my own sexual maturity and got pregnant when I was three."

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Pause.

"And honestly, if I were making money at this, don't you think I'd have an ipod or a car or anything? I mean it's not like I need hooking money for food."

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Hannah left a comment.

"Um, honey, you kinda already said all this at the party."

"Did I?"

"Yeah. Though I wholeheartedly agree. People, leave Ellie alone!"

"Thank you, milove."

"you're welcome. Rumors are stupid anywayz. Besides, you're a virgin."

"HAANNNAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!"

"Sorry!"

Delete last three comments.

Oh, forget it.

"Ellie Rose Ackerman is had a great time at the party tonight!"