A/N: So I was asked to write a humorous song, via my Humor Challenge! And I can understand.. I really haven't wrote anything humorous in a while. But alas! This song is really weird, and I really don't care if it doesn't make sense! :P As I am still unpacking into my new home, I may or may not publish the music on to Purevolume. We shall see! And I felt this song resembled Street Corners and Garden Hoes in some ways, so I just packed it on the back of it.

Take Me to Your Leader

Ohh, I was, taken away today.
In the strangest of ways,
But that's okay, with me.
You see, she was, the most beautiful girl I've seen,
She told me she wasn't "the queen",
And I told her that, that couldn't be.

She told me she was captive,
And that she wanted to be free.
I told her that I loved her deeply,
And she said she loved me.
"I will always be by your side,
but there's one thing you must do.
You have to fight the queen bee,"
And then I said, (music stops) "Wait? Who?!?!???"

So...
Take me to your leader,
Cause I would really like to meet her.
If she's real, if she's real,
If this is true,
I will fight with her,
So I can free you!

So, we sailed, all across the seas,
Guided by the breeze,
"Where is our destination?"
She said, "Trust me," and yes, I did,
And so please God forbid,
That this trip is a short duration.

So we anchored in the ocean,
In the middle of nowhere.
We dove down in the water,
And as I was running out of air.
I saw a ship in the sand,
And my girl, she reached out, grabbed my hand.
And said, "We are going to Galaxon 5 now..."
(music stops ...) "Huhh???"

So I guess...
Take me to your leader,
Cause I would really like to meet her.
If she's real, if she's real,
If this is true,
I will fight with her,
So I can free you!
Take me to your leader,
Cause I would really like to meet her.
If she's real, if she's real,
If she's real, if she's real.
Oh, she better be real, cause I want to stay in your embrace.
And if she isn't, then what the hell am I doing in outer-space?!?!!