just when i thought today
could not possibly be worse,
i realize i'm running late, my
car door won't open, i'm still
the only one that can't
stand up straight—and then

there's you:

the pretty little princess, the
perfection that no one else
can touch, you, the ohso(un)
willing to help everyone else
with their (pathetic) lives,

the perfect model student, oh
"you're my hero," (oh, you're such
a bitch), ohmy whatwouldwedo

if we didn't have YOU(?!?) oh
mygodinheaven, did it hurt? did
it HURT when you fell
ohohoh because you're an

and someday, that fucking
halo's just going to get caught
on your pretty little head and

squeeze the life
right out of you.