Bada-bing, Baby Boom:

Bada-bing,
Bada-boom,
Buddy-boy,
Budding girl.

Attraction,
And then some action
Satisfaction,
And then some traction.

We're too young to have a baby, right!?
Oh boy, buddy-boy,
Too bad budding girl,
Maybe she's just getting fat!
Oh boy, buddy-boy
So sad budding girl.

Sixteen,
Seventeen,
Nothin like the magazines,
Zits and hair and smelly pits,
How the hell could they have sex?

Abortion clinic,
Distorted ultrasound,
Too far along,
Gotta stick with it.

"I love you"
He says.

"Fuck you!"
She cry's.

"That's what got us in this mess!"