No Music!?

No music!?
This is bullshit!
What'll we do!?
We need it!

Think of all the Emo kids,
With no screamo kicks,
How can they cut their wrists without a sound track!?

And what about the redneck guys,
And the redneck gals,
How can they cry over their dead truck without a country requim!?

That's not even mentioning twelve-year-old girls,
Having their first orgasms over a seventeen-year-old boyband,
Do you want their confused as fuck hearts to go without Jonas Bros!?

As far as I can see,
No one can truely survive,
Without some kind of musical fix,
Well, it at least it keeps me alive.