Dear Dr Curt Vile,

If you do not remove your story, "Quentin Quark and the Cult of the Singularity," from Fiction Press. Net, post haste, you will leave us no other option than to sue you for everything you have before reporting you to the proper authorities for lewdness and appropriation and distribution of subversive material.

On a personal note, I would like to add that you are without a doubt the most disgusting human being I have ever met, and how you ever achieved a doctorate of philosophy is beyond me.

Yours sincerely,

Charles Appleyard, MD, PhD

On behalf of:

Mr Garth Brooks
National Congress of Parents
Republican National Convention
Democratic National Convention
Concerned Women of America
Mr James William "Jim" Ross
John Templeton Foundation
The estate of Mrs Mary Whitehouse, CBE
Catholic League of Religious and Civil Rights
Etc.