Leave The Labels For The Soup Cans

Chapter 6: He's Just Neat.

Angell_Babe` says: Danny, I really think you should keep Emmi.

Daniel~! says: It's Daniel, Angel. And I think so, too.

C O N N E R says: I agree. She's hot, smart, AND sarcastic.

Daniel~! says: Conner, don't call my girlfriend hot, especially when I'm included in the conversation.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: I think Emmi IS the 'missing piece of the puzzle' in Danny's life.

C O N N E R says: You're so fucking gay, Max.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Am not!

Angell_Babe` says: ANYWAY. Danny, whens the next time you're bringing her over?

Daniel~! says: Uhh...I really don't know, and it's Daniel.

C O N N E R says: Soon. That's all I know.

Daniel~! says: How do you know?! It could be months from now! Or maybe even weeks!

C O N N E R says: I just know these things, Danny.

Daniel~! says: DANIEL!

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Conner is just saying that he knows how much you love Emmi and he wants to see her again because she's such a challenge.

C O N N E R says:....a what?

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Sorry, I forgot that I'm not supposed to use big words around you.

Angell_Babe` says: HAHAHA!

C O N N E R says: Whatever! Just cause I'm not a big nerd like you doesn't mean I don't understand what 'challenge' means.

Daniel~! says: I'd appreciate it if we stopped insulting each other.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: I'd appreciate it if Conner stopped talking.

Angell_Babe`: Oooh! Burnn!

C O N N E R says: Shut your face, Angel. Max, stop being rude!

Daniel~! says:.....really appreciate it.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: I am not rude! You're the one insulting me!

C O N N E R says: Only cause you started it!

Daniel~! says: And I'm finishing it, so shut up both of you before I call your mom's!

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: .....

C O N N E R says: .....

Angell_Babe` says: .....PFFT !

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

C O N N N E R says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Daniel~! says: -_-

C O N N E R says: Ohh, Max, we should stop cause Danny boy here is gonna call our MOM'S.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Hahaha I agree, Conner. Let's stop.

Angell_Babe` says: Jesus Danny, you're so funny. xD Is that the best you can do!?

Daniel~! says: Shut up. I'm going to do my homework. -_- See you all at school tomorrow.

C O N N E R says: Noo! Don't goo!

Daniel~! is offline.

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She was laughing. Laughing. Emmi Ricci was laughing. Hard. At first, it was just a giggle, then chuckling, now she's holding the sides of her stomach and her eyes are shut tight.

And I caused this. Daniel Adams made the one and only Emmilou Ricci laugh!

"Hahaha! S-Stop, Daniel! I'm gonna pee!" She continue to roar with laughter as I laid on my back, in the ditch. My back hurt.

"I'm not doing anything!" I whined as I tried to roll onto my side. She just kept laughing at me.

"You...you should of seen your face!" She said, pointing to me, still laughing uncontrollably. I squeezed my eyes shut and felt my cheeks heat up.

So, it went like this...

Emmi and I are innocently walking down the street, where there was a construction sight. A new building was going up, and I didn't feel like walking around the huge sight and there were no workers there. So, I said "Let's just cut across. No one is here." and Emmi replied, "No." Somehow, I got her to agree and we were off! It was only a block that was being...blocked, haha and we started talking again.

Then suddenly, a freakin' bird comes out of a tree and tries attacking me! That got Emmi laughing already, and to make it worse, there was a ditch I didn't know about! So, while I was practically being killed by a bird, Emmi was laughing and I fell. Into the two foot deep ditch. It hurt.

So now here I am, laying half dead in the ditch, with my girlfriend laughing her ass off and the bird gone. I hate birds.

"C-Come on!" Emmi said, reaching out her small hand to me. I looked at it, then took it. She helped me out of the ditch and helped dusting my back off. I winced at certain places.

She giggled and got her purse from the ground. Today it was a little big and she wore 'normal' clothes. Light blue super skinny jeans and a black tank top that had a huge silver skull on it. She wore black high heels with a little black bow on the tip. Her hair was in high pigtails like the day I met her and she had black eye make-up. Her fingernails were black and her lips were a glossy pink.

Beautiful as always.

"I'm sorry I laughed, but it was so funny!"

I rolled my eyes, but couldn't help but smile. I had made her laugh. This is a big improvement from the eye rolling and glares I usually got.

"It's okay. It was that stupid bird that should be sorry." I said, my tone annoyed when I said 'bird'. She giggled and nodded. We continued to walk down the street in silence, a small smile on her face.

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"I'll see you tomorrow?" I asked as we stopped by the small park where we usually met at. Her eyes softened when I asked that.

"I'm sorry, Daniel. But, my family and I are going out for dinner tomorrow."

I pouted my bottom lip and she giggled, her eyes shining.

"Buutt...I could sneak out later and meet you here."

I smiled, "Is Emmilou Ricci actually going to sneak out of her own house in the middle of the night to see her three year older boyfriend?"

She rolled her eyes, "Well, since you were being a baby about it, I had too."

I smiled, "I can barely make it through a whole school day without you. There's no way I could last a whole normal day."

She turned a little pink in the cheeks and playfully hit my arm, "Shut up, Daniel. I'll see you tomorrow." Then, she placed a small, cute kiss on my cheek.

I blinked as she pulled away, a small blush still on her cheeks. "Good-bye, Daniel." She said, then turned around and headed home.

I smiled and turned on my heel. Emmi is adorable. Too cute for words.

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When I got home, I went on IM. This is how the conversation went:

Daniel~! says: Hey, Angel...how much does A love you?

Angell_Babe` says: A loves me lots. Why do you ask?

Daniel~! says: No particular reason.

C O N N E R has joined.

C O N N E R says: Hey fuckers!

Angell_Babe` says: Good day you SOB .

Daniel~! says: Hey Conner.

C O N N E R says: Using codes are we, Angel?

Angell_Babe` says: Shut up. So, Danny, did you see Emmi today?

Daniel~! says: Of course.

C O N N E R says:* whip noise * Someone is whipped. ;)

Daniel~! says: _ Shut up, Conner.

Angell_Babe` says: When will you ever get whipped, Conner?

C O N N E R says: Whenever my date gets here xD

Daniel~! says: Something I didn't need to imagine. T_T

Angell_Babe` says: HAHA.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l has joined the conversation.

Angell_Babe` says: Maxy!

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Hey Angel.

C O N N E R says: Hey fucker.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Fucker?

Daniel~! says: Don't worry, he's called us that, too.

Angell_Babe` says: OMG! Best song ever came on! All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies...

C O N N E R says: Okay, now I think Angel is gay.

Angell_Babe` says: I was kidding, moron.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Do you know who I think is gay?

Daniel~! says: Who?

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: My next door neighbor, Jessie.

C O N N E R says: He does have this vibe that comes off him.

Angell_Babe` says: xD Jessie wants to get in Conner's pants.

C O N N E R says: D8 NO! FUCKER, TAKE THAT BACK!

Daniel~! says: He's not gay! I'm sure of it!

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Then what is he?

Angell_Babe` says: Yeah.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Thanks for the backup?

Angell_Babe` says: Anytime babe. XD

Daniel~! says: He's just...uhh...he's just neat.

C O N N E R says: Neat?

Daniel~! says: Yeah. Neat. He takes care of himself.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Jessie is...neat?

Angell_Babe` says: xD Neat! Jessie is neat!

C O N N E R says: I think Danny is neat. Emmi just a cover-up.

Daniel~! says: WHAT?!

Angell_Babe` says: Yeah! I bet him and Jessie are neat together!

Daniel~! says: You guys are fucked in the head.

C O N N E R says: We all know where you're fucked, Danny ;)

Daniel~! says: O_O No.

Angell_Babe` says: HAHAH!

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Oh my, how can you all be so mean to each other?

C O N N E R says: And Maxy boy is neat, too.

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Well, I do take more care of my hygiene then you, Conner.

Angell_Babe` says: HAHAHAHAHA!

Daniel~! says: xDD

C O N N E R says: Have you been keeping up with this conversation at all, Max?

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: No, I was away. Jessie needed a strong, healthy boy to help him lift this thing in his yard, so I volunteered.

Angell_Babe` says: .....

C O N N E R says: ..........

Daniel~! Says: ................

M.a.x.w.e.l.l says: Hahaha you guys are so stupid! I was getting a drink! xD

And the rest of the conversation went downhill from there. Insults, threats, and promises. Promises for a good beating, that is. All of it towards Maxy. I feel sorry for him.

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To be continued...

Poor Maxwell. xD

I'm really really really really really sorry for not updating for a while. T_T So, here's chapter 6.

-Monster