"Male chauvinist pig"



"Is that the best you can do you filthy piece of shit on earth?"

"You.. You.. You disgusting piece of cake made of rotten eggs." I crinkled my nose to emphasis on the rotten egg part. He just smirked at me, amused.

I know I wasn't exactly looking very attractive with my nose flaring, my face red with anger, water dripping from my hair and to top it all up I was wearing my bunny slippers and my Barbie PJ's. ok.. You can stop laughing now. Yea so I am an 16 year old big girl who still wears Barbie PJ's when she's sleeping. So what? Sue me for it.

Well you don't really expect your brother's best friend, who is a complete jerk, to stomp in your room at 7 in the morning and pour water on your head. If I knew that I wouldn't be dressed like this.

"Are you guys done calling each other names for now?" I saw my twin brother Wood appear in front of my room. I glared at him.

"Who asked you to ask this moron to wake me up for school?" I demanded.

I really must have been a sight to see because the moment my brother saw me he burst out laughing.

"Bri, Are you kidding me?? You still wear those things??" He said pointing at my PJ's.

"Yes I do. They are very comfortable and unlike your boxers they actually look pretty." I said with as much dignity as I could muster.

"Now if both you jerks will excuse me I really would like not to be late for school and for that both of you are gonna have to leave me alone." I said banging the door shut on their faces. I could still hear them laughing.

I had 1 hour to get ready and leave for school since that bastard had woken me up so early. I turned to look at the mess my bed was in. I had to clean it all up now. After 15 min I had brushed, cleaned my bed and was going for a bath.

I like long showers. I love the feel of water against me. I got undressed and stepped in the bath tub. People usually prefer to be in a calm and quiet place when they were sad or needed to think. The best thinking place for me was my bath tub. Yeah I know it sounds weird but water helps me think straight.

I laid there thinking about the previous incidents. While I was doing that I couldn't help thinking about a certain bastard. Yeah, yeah he has a name too, Devon. Now you must be thinking why I hate him so much. I've a reason. Just his presence on this earth has made my life a living hell.

Two years back I shifted to this city with my mom and my brother. I'm not the biggest socialite on this earth unlike my brother so I was pretty nervous about meeting new people and fitting in among them. Not to mention I missed my old school my few friends and my best friend tremendously.

A day before the first day of school I was walking back from an ice cream parlor and I saw the most beautiful statue of an angel in the garden of a house in my neighborhood. I climbed over the fence and went inside the garden. I just wanted to have a closer look at it. But on my way towards the statue my foot got stuck in something. I tried to free my leg and lost my balance and in an attempt to keep myself from falling I grabbed on to the first thing that I could get hold of. Just my luck it had to be the statue.

The statue broke into pieces. I tried to fix it but gave up after half an hour. I looked at the locked door of the house, I could have easily escaped but I'm not the one who runs away from things. I brought it on myself I had to face the consequences.

I anxiously waited for the owner in the park next to the house. After what seemed like ages I saw a boy approaching the house. He went inside the house and one look at the broken statue and he was furious. I gathered all my courage and went up to him, he looked at me and I could see the fury in his eyes. I told him that I had done it. He looked like he was going to kill me right then. I tried to apologize and offered to get him a new one, but he just called me a stupid clumsy bitch and how he doesn't want to see me again.

Three guesses as to who the boy was. Yes, that's how I and Devon met. The next day both me and my brother went to the school, my brother being the jock he was immediately became the member of the "popular" group. Devon turned out to be in my school too. With time the closer Devon and Wood got the hatred between us increased. They became best friends and my body guards!

As if my brother wasn't enough, now I had Devon too making sure that any guy who even laid his eyes on me once was not allowed to live a normal life in the school from then on. But in case of Wood it was more of a protecting-your-little-sister-from-bad-boys, but in case of Devon it was more of a don't-leave-any-opportunity-to-make-my-enemy's-life-miserable. And as a result I was going to turn 17 in a month and still haven't been kissed by a guy. Not the I was complaining or anything I was saving it for the perfect guy.

"Bri, we are gonna be late" I woke up from my dream as I heard my mom yelling at me from outside my room. I got out of the bath tub, blow dried my hair, got dressed and went down the stairs. I sat down at the table next to Devon who was smirking and eating an apple. My brother joined us in two minutes and started having his break fast.

We were done in 10 minutes and Devon drove us to school, since my brother and the other jocks were planning to go out after practice and my brother said he would hitch a ride from them. The drive to the school was mostly quite other than the few times when me and Devon cursed each other.

I got down the car and looked at the school, there were people everywhere. I tried finding Katie, my best friend, among them. After sometime I gave up and turned towards my brother and Devon both their cheer leader girlfriends Kelly and Nicole had come and attached themselves to their arms. I suddenly started feeling sick so I turned to leave but my brother stopped me.

"Bri, wait one sec." I turned to look at him, but I couldn't really pay attention to what he was saying because the world's biggest bitch Nicole was shamelessly flirting with Devon next to me. I tried to calm myself down and focus on what my brother was saying.

"I've practice in the evening and I am going out with Kelly after that. Do you think you can get a ride home?"

"I'll ask Ketie to drop me, it shouldn't be a problem." I assured him. That bitch was continuously giggling for absolutely nothing and that Bastard had his arms around her. I couldn't take it anymore.

"Are guys ever gonna stop flirting because your making me sick to the core." I exploded.

"Why? You're jealous?" Devon asked glaring at me.

"Jealous? Of what? The dumb whore who sleeps with you every night and the next day pretends like she's your soul mate when she knows that you are gonna dump her any day?" I said pointing at Nicole. I was furious. And the fact that his flirting was affecting me was making the anger worse.

"Well it sure looks like it." The arrogant idiot said with a smirk on his face. GOD! How much I hated that smirk.

"SHUT UP!" my brother yelled at us.

"Why can't you guys just get along? I am sick of looking at both of trying to bite each other's head off for two years. He…" He spoke to me pointing at Devon "is my best friend. And She.." He spoke to Devon pointing at me "is my younger sister." "15 min younger." I corrected him. He ignored me as usual and continued "So if both of you want to be around me you are gonna have to put up with each other. You have no other fucking choice I've had enough of both of you!" He finished still mad.

Kelly pulled on his shirt and asked him leave with her, I saw them leaving and turned to Devon.

"I really hope you did not take him seriously because NO WAY in hell can we become friends."

"hahaha.. Nice one Bri. You really thought that I would want YOU as my friend?"

"You… You… IDIOT! I hate you!" I ended pathetically.

"Awww.. I Love you too darling." He said mocking me.

"Shut up!"




We both glared at each other and by now our noses were almost touching. The moment I noticed the distance between us I started blushing furiously. I noticed something pass through his green eyes and before I could figure out as to what it was his lips were on mine. I felt a shiver run through my spine and my knees were going to give up any moment but his arms immediately attached themselves to my waist and saved me from falling. My hands betrayed me in no time and found a way around his neck. He was kissing me senselessly, his tongue exploring every part of my mouth. We pulled away when we heard a shriek. Nicole was stomping away with tears in her eyes.


She was looking at Nicole with a horrified expression. He would have to deal with Nicole later. If he was lucky she would decide to dump him. But for now he was going to focus on the girl of his dream, who was finally in his arms. Finally he had kissed her. He didn't know why. It just felt like the right thing to do. And it had been the best kiss of his life.

He didn't know when or how he fell in love wit her. He just did. He knew he could have any girl he wanted. But Bri was the only one he wanted and probably the only one he couldn't get. She had hated him from the very beginning. He liked firing her up because she was 10 times prettier when she was angry. But he never tried to hurt her. All the arguments did get her angry but he made sure that he never hurt her.

She slowly turned towards him when she realized that he was looking at her, his hands were still around her waist. She looked up at him. She was nervous he could see it in her eyes. He didnt know what happened but suddenly she became stiff. A number of emotions flickered through her eyes but they passed away too fast for him to make out what they were. Finally she looked at him with a straight face, pulled away from his arms, turned and walked away. He didn't try to stop her because he didn't know what to say to her.


I entered the girl's washroom, luckily it was empty. I had missed half of my first class anyways, so I decided to stay in the washroom for the rest of it. I stared out of the window and saw black clouds. The weather also hated me. I didn't know how to or what to feel about what had happened. Sure the kiss was amazing, but that's just because he is an amazing kisser. Right? I felt a tear run down my cheek. Why was I crying? I wasn't going to cry over Devon! I quickly wiped the tear off my face. I decided to go back.

I washed my face and left. It was time for my second class so I headed for it. I could hear people whispering around me and pointing at me. Great! So it was already all over the school now.

Finally, My most horrible day of high school had come to an end. I had successfully avoided Katie, all my other friends, my brother and most importantly Devon, all day.

Katie had been very cooperative with my snappy mood today. She didn't even ask me what had happened between me and Devon although I knew she badly wanted to know what had actually happened because all kinds of stories were all around. There were loads of rumor everywhere, and Nicole had also broken up with Devon, he deserved it. I decided to walk home since I was avoiding Katie and my brother wasn't there to drop me.

But the weather also betrayed me and it started raining very heavily. The school was empty so I didn't have any options, I started my long walk home in the rain, scowling. I was cold and drenched and my house was pretty far away. After a few minutes of walking I stopped when a silver Porsche stopped next to me. I turned to look at who the driver was.

"Get in the car Bri" I heard Devon.

Without a word I turned and continued my walk. He started driving next to me, I am surprised that cars can even go that slow!

"Its raining, and you'll fall sick If you don't get in."

I was still ignoring him.

"Why are you doing this?" he continued persuading me.

"Go away Devon." I hissed.

I was surprised when the car came to a stop but I didn't show it on my face. He got down the car and came in front of me, blocking my way.

"Bri either you get in on your own or I force you to get in. Either way you have to get in my car. Now choose."

"I don't need a ride Dev I am fine." I told him.

"If that's how you want it." I blinked at him confused, but he just scooped me up from the floor and carried me to his car.

"You can't force me into doing anything." I yelled at him, when he gently placed me on the seat next to his.

"Well, actually I can. What do you think I am doing right now?" He said smirking.

I gave up after a while, I was too tired to argue and the interior of the car felt way too warm and nice. I closed my eyes and leaned back. Devon was watching me but I refused to acknowledge him.

"So how was your day?" He attempted to start a conversation.

"Way too nice thanks to you." I said still closing my eyes.

"Care to enlighten me as to why you're mad at me?" He asked me.

"I don't think it matters."

"Do you wanna talk about what happened in the morning?" I knew he was referring to the kiss.

"I don't know what you are talking about." I stated blankly.

"You damn well know what I am talking about. Bri you are not making this easy for me!"

"Never said I was a very easy girl to handle."

Defeated, he stopped talking. I looked outside the window, the rain was just becoming worse every moment and I could hardly see anything outside.

In 10 minutes I was home. The car came to a halt.

I stopped mid way in removing my seat belt when I heard Devon say, "You liked it didn't you? Why did you kiss me back?"

I continued to unbuckle the seat belt. "Thanks for the ride Devon." I said getting down the car and walking towards my house. Devon was still in the car. When I had almost reached my front door, I heard the car door open and close, Devon came running behind me. I unlocked the door and was just about to enter when he held me by my wrist and pulled me out.

I chose to ignore the tingles it sent through my body and yanked my hand out of his grip like it was on fire, glaring at him at the same time.

"You felt it. I know you did. Why are you running away from me Bri. Why?" he attempted at cupping my face but I immediately slapped his hands away.

"I told you to leave me alone. I don't need this right now Dev. So go away." I yelled at him and slammed the door on his face.

It was almost mid night and me and Katie were having chocolate ice cream and watching Beauty and the Beast. My mom had gone to bed and my brother was still not back from his date. Katie had come looking for me right after Devon left because she had seen my brother going somewhere else and figured that I was walking home. She yelled at me for not asking her to drop me home, and refused to go back because I apparently needed someone to be with me right now.

"OK!!! I've had enough of you Bri. Are you ever gonna tell me what happened to you?" She said switching the TV off.

"What do you want to know?" I asked exasperated.

"Everything, what happened between you and Devon this morning?"

"We kissed, as you would have already heard."

"YES!! But I want details."

"I don't have any Katie" I sighed and continued "and honestly I don't even want to talk about it."

I heard someone enter the house, I thought it was Wood. Sure enough my brother came strolling in the living room the next minute.

"Hey Bri, oh hi Katie" Katie turned the brightest shade of tomato and muttered a small hey. Oh I forgot to mention she's had a thing for him since ever, not that she admitted or anything but it's pretty obvious, to me atleast.

"Hey, How did your date went?" I tried to be a little cheerful.

"It was amazing, I had lots of fun" He said grinning. Katie immediately stiffened and started staring at the couch.

"So Katie, what were you guys doing at this time of the night? Are you staying tonight?" The question was directed towards my best friend. She started blabbering like an idiot which she does very often when around my brother.

"mmm… nothing.. mm.. we were just talking about random stuff.. like.. like.. how our day went.. yea.. yea.. that… and ... and how it wasn't very great.. and we were watching a movie.. which movie?? Beauty and the Beast.. yea… and I should get going!" She ended pathetically, got up and started leaving after muttering a small bye and giving me a hug.

I looked at Wood, he just stared at me with a blank expression, "What's up with her? Is she like that all the time or only when she sees me?" I opened my mouth to reply but he cut me off "anyways we have to talk."

Oh shit this wasn't good.

"I am really tired, had a really long day, we can talk tomorrow or something. I am gonna go crash now." I got up and was about to leave when he came and sat next to me and pulled me down with him.

"We have to talk about your long day only. And I am not gonna let you go so don't even try." And I knew that was it I didn't have any other option.

"To begin with what happened in the morning?" I heard that question for the millionth time that day.

"OH GOD!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ALREADY! DEVON KISSED ME! I AM SICK OF ANSWERING THAT DAMN QUESTION!" I yelled at him and later prayed that my mom didn't wake up.

"Bri calm down please." He said putting an arm around me in an elder brother way, and I hated to admit it but it was very soothing.

"I understand you had a long day and if you don't wanna talk about it we wont, but I think the sooner you let it all out the better for you." And I don't know what his soothing voice did to me but I broke down, I just couldn't take it anymore, I was angry, I was sad and many other emotions, it all came out through my tears. I just sat there for ages, my head buried in his shoulders and cried, like a baby. The worst part I DID NOT know why! My brother helped a lot in calming me down, gently stroking my brown hair. He wasn't like most of the other guys who freaked out when they saw a girl crying, he always knew what to do and what to say.

After what seemed like ages, I stopped crying. I looked up at him with my swollen red eyes, and it all came pouring out.

"We were as usual cursing each other and suddenly he was kissing me and I loved it. I really did. I had never felt anything like that before. And he knew it because when we pulled apart I looked at him and he was smirking, he was happy that he had made me feel that way. I knew he hated me but I never thought that he would hurt me like that." My brother sat still listening patiently to everything I was saying.

"Later when he dropped me home he pretended like he cares, but he doesn't. I am pretty sure he's playing another game with me. I know I'll be the one who'll get hurt in the end. I am scared; I am scared of getting hurt in the end. In short I completely HATE HIM and the fact that he has soo much control over me" I finished and looked at him.

"No, You love him. And He loves you too" He stated smiling.

"But I cant love him, and he cant love me too" I tried.

"Of course you can and in fact you already do."

"But…" I sighed and asked "what do I do now?" I guess somewhere in there I always knew but was just scared.

"Go get him. He's outside in the garden." He winked at me. Now this one I really didn't see coming.

"Wait.. What?? How??" I ran to the window and looked outside it was still raining and sure enough Devon was aimlessly walking outside in the rain.

"He's been trying to figure out how to and what to say to you."

"But how did you know this??" I was still confused.

"That's not important. He's been outside in the rain for a long time now. I am not his best friend for nothing gimme some credit here. Now go get him you fool!" He smiled at me pointing at the door.

I walked up to him and quickly hugged and thanked him for everything before hurrying outside the door.

I got out my house, his back was turned towards me. I walked up to him, I had no idea as to what I was gonna say to him.

"Your at my house, its almost midnight." Brilliant Bri you rock! I just have to state the obvious, STUPID STUPID STUPID me!!!

He jumped about a feet before turning and looking at me, "Bri! Fuck you scared the shit out of me!"

"What are you doing here Dev?" It was raining very heavily and both of us were completely drenched by now.

"I was hoping we could talk, about the morning…" but before he could finish I tripped and fell in his arms. Because of all the rain the ground had become very slippery.

I tried straightening myself but ended up making him slip and fall on top of him. Me and my clumsiness.

"I am soo sorry."

"It's fine."

"Yea so as I was saying, we could talk about the morning." He said while trying to get off me, but I pulled him down again and whispered in his ears, "Do we have to do the talking right now?"

He blinked at me trying to figure out what I meant. But I didn't give him a chance to think, I just brought his mouth closer to mine and kissed him, he was stunned for a second but then recovered his state of shock and smiled through our kissed and gently snaked his arms around my waist. Every part of my body felt like it was on fire despite the cold rain.


She tasted so good. Like chocolate only better. Her little hands were caressing the back of his head; he deepened the kiss exploring every part of her mouth. He could lie down there all his life and kiss her. He broke apart giving her time to breathe, gently nibbling and kissing her neck. After a while he looked down at her, she was smiling. He couldn't stop grinning himself.

"Be mine" Just those two words set her heart racing, he could tell because he could feel it under his chest.

"I am already yours you peanut headed idiot. But that doesn't change the fact that I still hate you." She said still smiling.

Oh god all this was just too good to be true "Don't worry I hate you more baby."

She laughed before slapping him playfully on his shoulder and in returned he just kissed her again fiercely, "Love you" "Love you lots" he said in between kisses. He needed to get all his frustration of 2 years out.

"Love you too." She muttered in between kisses.

He thought about the first time they had met. It was funny how he had hated her for breaking his most precious statue, he loved that statue more than anything and was mad at her for breaking it, but now he loved her more than anything in this world. That angle was definately worth breaking if he got Bri in the end. His Bri. His angel.

A/N- YAY!!! Finally it's is over. OMG!! I cant believe I actually managed to write my very own one shot I never thought I would be able to. I know this is not the best work you would find on fictionpress, in fact not even close. But I would really appreciate if you read it and REVIEW!! I have no idea how it is, so plz plz plz.. temme how it is. I'll love you guys more if you criticized. Since this is my first work and I bet there are millions of grammatical, spelling and typing mistakes, I am REALLY REALLY sorry for them.

And yea.. that's it I guess... oh and btw I was planning on writing a story for Wood and Katie too.