I Am by Maria Rivera

Better make reservations!

I'm going to Hell.

I'm a good girl.

I don't steal or murder,

Or lie often.

But I'm going to Hell.

My little sister told me.

My best friend says it's true.

The right wing conservatives swear it.

I'm a good girl.

And I'm going to Hell.

Reservation for one!

I'm going because I support equality.

I'm going because I'm lazy.

I'm going because I enjoy my tea.

I'm a good girl.

Join me in Hell.