The Terminal 1-16-09

People walk around airports with this stupid look on their faces.

It says "I know exactly where I'm going."

Yet they walk by the gates and check the monitors looking completely lost,

check the monitor.

check your boarding pass.

monitor. gate number.


while scoping out the seating at the same time.

he looks smelly.

no one's by the woman with a newborn…

that's a no.

he's taking up two seats.

she looks like she wants to talk.

So they suck it up with that stupid look on their faces.

better take out the i-pod now.