I'm not what girls like

I can't ski and I can't hike

For goodness sake, I can't ride a bike!

All I can say is I'm not a sporty guy

Girls don't look at me or say hi

Can't do this, can't do that

But this is because

I'm a cat

A/N: I wrote this when I was itty bitty (third grade, maybe?) and I thought it was cute:) Show's how much my style has changed, no?