A/N: Amaury made a poem similar to this...
Maily: Hey you make fun of me, I don't give a damn!
Interesting: Only if you really know me, I can be really interesting.
Capable: I can take care of myself!
Happy as a clam: I sure as hell don't get sad very often!
Eager: Say something and I'll try it! Most likely!
Lenient: I ain't strict. I hate rules, usually.
Laggish: I don't like changing technologies and stuff... I lag behind in the news, too...
Elegant: I look really good. :D