"Why are you sitting on my lap?" I asked irritated. I just got interrupted from reading my book, Shadow, and lost my page!

Uh, hello. i've never seen you before, I sarcastically thought. This girl was...extremely famous for her looks...and infamous...for her obsessions.

"Because I like you. Can I kiss you?" the girl sitting on my lap asked.

"No. I don't even know you!" I exclaimed. She rolled her eyes, and got down on her knees next to me.

"So? Just go on a date with me!" she asked with a bright smile.

"Why would I want to?" I sighed, putting my face in my hands. Why couldn't things just be peace and quiet for me... I looked around the classroom, not caring about the stares I received. I groaned, feeling the oncoming headache.

"Because, I'm cute! Aren't I? I'm pretty right?" She said, reassuring herself with a bright smile. "So, will you go out with me?"

"You changed your question," I stated, turning to face the other way and read my book.

From the corner of my eye, I saw her tilt her head and scratch her chin. "Is that a yes?"

"No, yes is out of the question."

"Aah...what?" she asked, completely lost.

Is this girl...retarded? What an idiot... I sighed, getting up from my seat. "Where are you going?"

"Out. This seminar doesn't start for another half hour," I muttered, wondering why I even bothered to tell her.

"...So, are we going on a date?"

I rolled my eyes, and walked faster.

"So...is that a yes?"

"No."

"So, later tonight then?"

"Absolutely not."

"Do you want to do it with me?"

"Hell no."

"Do you think I'm ugly?"

"No, motherfucking, NO!"

I paused in my steps, realizing what she said, and turned around. "H-Hey! That's cheating!" I mumbled, to the expense of her giggling face. Well, she was cute.

"I think you're really cute. I like you. So do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"No!"

"Why not?" she asked cutely, tilting her head curiously. Like a dog- Why won't this girl take me seriously! I guess I have to be straight with her. Literally.

"I'm not...into cute girls!" Well, that's a lie.

"I'll dress up as a guy and cut my hair!" No thanks...

"No thanks!"

She pouted, and I turned around sighing. "How do you even attend this University if you're such an airhead?" I questioned, and she laughed at me. "Airheads are...unattractive," I muttered, running a hand through my hair.

She prodded at the book in my hand, and smiled. "I wrote that book!"

My eyes widened. This girl...her name...they're the same!

"So, will you go out with me?" she asked.

"...yes."

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A/N Stupid huh. Felt like writing something short and cheerful, to up my mood. I find intelligent literary chicks hot, haha. Almost as much as I find Megan Fox hot.