6. You and Me Mean Trouble

:Not actual trouble, but cartoon-like trouble - the kind that doesn't make sense and involves pianos falling on the bad guys. But ever since you got your Justin Beiber styled hair, it's like I'm not even here.:

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TO:

Nathan Kielys

3827 Washington Av.
28372
Springfield, Illinois, USA.

FROM:

Madison Smith

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You - yeah you, you idiot. I know what you're thinking as you read this letter - 'I have a name'. Well, you had name. Now you're nameless - to me at least - and a jerk with a capital J.

How does that feel? Bad, I hope.

You know, you and me used to mean trouble. Not actual trouble - your mom would kill you if that ever happened - but the kind that doesn't make sense. Cartoon-like trouble - that's the word. The kind of trouble that involves piano falling on the bad guys and us being the ones that cut the rope. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but when did we ever make sense?

But ever since you got your hair cut - it looks like Justin Bieber's hair, may I so kindly add - it's like I don't even exist. I don't know why, but your new haircut made you 'popular'. I guess what they say about Justin Bieber and idiotic girls is right.

Now, get your hair back to it's original self so that way we can go back to being troublesome teenagers without a life. You know you wanna.

~ Madison

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TO:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

FROM:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

{X}

You are ridiculous, Maddie. A letter? Honestly, no one writes letters anymore, unless they're love letters. Besides, you wasted postal services time and your money for stamps when you could have just talked to me. We live a block away, Bebe.

We have never dropped any pianos on any villains. What have you been smoking?

And at least my hair doesn't look like it belongs to that of Rapunzel's. Maybe you should get yours cut next.

Hon, it's Bieber Fever. Who can't be in love with my hair?

- Nate

{X}

TO:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

FROM:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

{X}

Well, I'm sorry I wanted to keep things old school, Mr. Technology. I didn't waste any stamps - you weren't worth ten cents. I just stuffed it in your mailbox, duh.

No, or we would have been in Juvy by now, obviously. Honestly, Nate? I know that. But I was just imagining us as the Double Trouble kind of people, but obviously I was wrong to think such.

Maybe if you were around, you'd notice that I did cut my hair, just not as atrociously as you did. :P

Sensible people wouldn't love your hair.

~ Madison

p.s. You have no right to call me Maddie, traitor.

{X}

TO:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

FROM:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

{X}

I'm surprised you could work your e-mail without messing up your computer. We both know how bad you are with computers, ever since you accidentally set fire to the school's computer during grade eight.

Oh, shut up, Maddie. Stop being a drama queen. You decided to stop hanging out with me, not vice versa.

You know I love you.

- Nate

p.s. I can call you whatever I want, Maddie.

{X}

TO:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

FROM:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

{X}

MADDIE! What the -

Why were you with -

Why would you -

CALL ME.

- Nate

{X}

TO:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

FROM:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

{X}

... you there, Maddie? Listen, I'm sorry for what I said over the phone. I was just mad that you were with that sleazebag for two days in a row.

I'm not trying to ignore you, Maddie-bear. I love you, and you know that.

- Nate

{X}

TO:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

FROM:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

{X}

Shut your big, fat, obnoxious face up!

I don't care anymore!

~ Madison

{X}

TO:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

FROM:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

{X}

Aw, so we're good again? We can go back to being inseparable trouble-makers.

- Nate

{X}

TO:

rocknrollnate7(at)gmail(dot)com

FROM:

yourfaceshouldbequiet1(at)hotmail(dot)com

{X}

As if you ever caused trouble, goody-two-shoes.

... but yeah, whatever.

~ Madison


A/N: I miss these two... Agh, so Maddie is a bit... off in this one. Not as mean, and sarcastic. But still... her.