(to the tune of Electric Blue)

Electric bill

I just freeze Every time it arrives Help me, Lordy Do what you will Electric bill

I never even had a chance A chance with paying it off Now I'm sweltering in heat Begging to chill Help I need must be hiding nearby

I just freeze Every time it arrives It's overdue, I feel ill Electric bill

On my knees Help me, Lordy Tell me, if you will Electric bill

I had a dream For a moment I believed it was true Oh, I'd have given anything Just to cool off in my pool Help I need must be hiding nearby

I hate the heat It clings onto me Have lost my will Electric bill

I'm in too deep Standing here waiting Sweating, feeling ill Electric bill

I can see Can see that it may be Just a vision of cool My glorious pool

On my knees Help me, Lordy Tell me what can I do

Hate the heat

Hate the heat It clings to me Bill's overdue Not cool, not cool

In too deep Standing here waiting Loss of will Electric bill

I can see Can see that it may be Just a vision of my pool Which is damned cruel

On my knees,
Help me, Lordy Say what you will Electric bill

Electric bill Electric bill Electric bill