Okay, so maybe I lied

Yeah, it's all true.

I

Really do do that; I

Cut.

Not for stupid reasons,

So

Don't look at me like that.

I

Do it because I have to; Really, I

Don't

Do it because it's cool. I don't even

Do

It in a very dangerous fashion. It's just

Something

I need to do; and really, I can think of so many

Worse

Things I could do. Honestly, I've done so much worse.

I just have to think of what I did almost exactly three years ago…