I am not supposed to do this I think, but if it gets booted, hopefully people on update alert will read it first.

I am doing the updating thing on LJ now! Fictionpress makes me feel a bit 14 and LJ is at least 15. The link is in my profile. Or,

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Morag is going up as I edit it, mostly to take out the 50,000 unnecessary curse-words, but in the meantime you can read the better version of the chapters if that amuses you, or my selection of similarly-themed stories about neurotic dweebs with superpowers, because I have a vast imagination like that.