Me and Planes Don't go Well Together.

I am soon to be jumping out of a plain
And it seems to most quite plane
That in the head I must be insane.
So I've suffered jokes that are very lame,
Most of them from my close friend Jane,
So much so that I have given her a nickname;
My dear friend Jayne the skydiverbane.
Of course for all this my flatmates to blame.
She was jumping and said I was to do the same.
Oh why did I listen to that silly dame.
So indeed maybe somethings wrong with my brain,
But once I hit the ground I might go up again.

Wish me luck.