Hey There Jemima

Hey there Jemima
What's it like in New York City?
My Eggos are stuck in the freezer
But girl, you look quite pretty
Good, it's true
Maple Valley just can't top you
I swear it's true

Hey there Jemima
Don't you worry about the pancakes
I'll pretend this butter is you
Even though it isn't the same
Close your eyes
French toast and waffles don't disguise
I'm by your side

You're the breakfast food for me
And the brinner food for me (Repeat)

Hey there Jemima
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
America won't let you crash and burn
We'll have it good
Oh Jemima, we knew we would
With you, we should

Hey there Jemima
I've got so much breakfast food
French toast, waffles, bacon, and pancakes, too
I would use every last drop of you
I'd use it all
Even more in love with you I'd fall
And one last "all"

You're the breakfast food for me
And the brinner food for me (Repeat)

Wow, that had the potential to get political. ;)

This is a parody of "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's. Just in case you didn't know. ^^ I know I'm missing the last two verses, but in my defense, it was seven in the morning when I wrote this... and that's a long time to be going on about syrup.

OK, we have a breakfast platter today! French toast, bacon, pancakes, waffles, and lots of syrup.