I will not deflower Alex.
(repeat: I will not deflower alex)

because I know if he asks me,
how many men I've (fucked).
I will lie, and tell him three.
(I will not mention, the other
two) ((3+2 = whore))

repeat: I will not deflower Alex,
unless he asks me, and I tell him the truth.
(reword as: if he asks me, I have to tell him the truth.)

repeat: I will deflower Alex if he accepts the truth.
(fuck, that's not right!)
repeat: I will do my best to not deflower Alex.
(fuck fuck fuck fuck)
repeat: 3+3= damn it all to hell!