Deadbeat Buzz Flare

A/N: I have no clue what the title means. I do imagine in my head it is the combination of a deadbeat person who is intoxicated and sets off a flare.

The majestic crown atop his head
Fills the people with Fear
For they call him the Lord of Dread
and shiver when he is near.

A deadbeat he was once called
With a buzz he let loose a flare
By a mighty bear was he mauled
Daggers are but a pair.

Shock into nimbleness one can foresee
The number of only three
Indeed a solemn wish
Serve up a corroded dish.

So sell your wares in the street
Leather soles on concrete
The merchant is an angry lad
The beggar is the one who's sad.