When I was little

Only about nine

I asked my mom

If I could try

Viagra

Back then you could get a sample

Of Viagra for free

I never realized

That Viagra was

Only for men

I mean come one

Is a nine year old

Supposed to understand

Erectile dysfunction?

On those commercials

That I admired those commercials

So much

Because they had the prettiest women

Naturally, I thought

That if I took

Viagra

I could be

A pretty woman too

I would have long hair

Luscious lips

And the men

Would love and cuddle me

When I asked my Mom

If I could get

My free sample of Viagra

She just stared open-mouthed at me

Eventually, she said

That's just for guys

Being nine I just skipped off

And said

Alright