This was an actual conversation I had with my friend. I am the bold and she is the normal text.


Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man!
Do you know the Muffin Man?!
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Did you KILL the Muffin Man!?
The Muffin Man?!?!
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Did you KILL the Muffin Man?

Yes, I did, last week!

Did you eat the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!
Hmmmm.....Did I eat the Muffin Man?
I'm pretty sure you did!!

Did you sing to the Muffin Man?
Ummmmm.....NO!
Why not?
Sorry, I'm allergic!

Allergic to the Muffin Man?!
The Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man!!!
Yes, allergic to the Muffin Man.
The Muffin Man, how sad.

Did you sniff the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!
Yes I sniffed the Muffin Man
And had an allergic reaction.
Oh, dear.

What happened when you had the allergic reaction?
Allergic reaction?
Allergic reaction!
What allergic reaction?
The one you just told me about!
Oh, that allergic reaction. When was this?
Last week!
Really?
Uhh...YEAH!
Oh. I don't recall.
But- But- you just-!
May I ask who you are?
I'm outta here!
Hello, Outta Here! Wait! Where are you going? Hello?

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