"Go back to bed". I said to my puppy, her response was a bark and a jump onto my chest. "Ow" I said looking at the dog "would you please get off of my parts?" Another bark, "what the heck to you want, Banana?" That's right, her name is Banana. She took a few more steps upwards until I picked her up and put her down on the floor and told her " you win, I'll get up".

It was only then I noticed the strong smell of burning wood.