One morning in 2007, I actually woke up with the words to this song stuck in my head. I have no idea why I was thinking about a nerd's plan to take over the country and eventually the planet, but... well, it led to this, and I like it, so I guess it's a good thing


They broke my glasses yesterday

They thought it might be fun to toy with me all day

And when accidentally punched one back,

They stuffed me into locker 214

Didn't get much homework yesterday

This stuff was easy; could've done with half a brain

So instead I formed a brilliant plan

The time has come to chase a bigger dream

.

So I'll pack my bags and split this scene

Drive until I reach DC

I don't really care how long it takes

Forget PE and Study Hall

Forget my classmates, screw 'em all

'Cause I know I will rule the world someday

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I'll leave behind the points and jeers

You know, I never really respected all my peers

And when they see I have control,

They'll offer me the pleas I'll just ignore

So tonight I'll steal the car

By the time they notice, I'll have made it pretty far

This won't look good on record,

But I can't wait for Scotty to beam me up anymore

.

So I'll pack my bags and split this scene

Drive until I reach DC

I don't really care how long it takes

Forget PE and Study Hall

Forget my classmates, screw 'em all

'Cause I know I will rule the world someday

.

It shouldn't take long to rule the world

And power gets you girls, I've heard

I'll be loved by all, have lots of friends

And I won't even realize that they're all pretend

.

I'll pack my bags and split this scene

Drive until I reach DC

I don't really care how long it takes

Forget PE and Study Hall

Forget my classmates, screw 'em all

'Cause I know I will rule the world someday

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I know I will rule the world someday!