Disclaimer: This guide is for lazy people with dirty and/or messy rooms. I guarantee that this isn't one of those cleaning guides that assumes that you can "learn to not be lazy." I know that you are lazy, and this is how you can clean your room, but keep your character. Everything in this guide belongs to me.
How To Clean Your Room For Lazy People
Step 1- Get a package of garbage bags. The plastic kind that are big and black. This is easy enough. Either buy them, borrow, or steal. This isn't the hard part, since it doesn't really require much effort.
Step 2- Open the box, take out 1 garbage bag, and put it in your room. (The one you want to clean.) It doesn't matter where you put it, as long as you can see it. Just drop it in a corner somewhere.
Step 3- Do whatever you want in your room. Occasionally, look at the garbage bag. You might experience slight twinges of guilt. Try to eliminate those twinges. This guide will help you clean your room. You don't have to do anything, just follow the simple steps in this guide. They were pretty easy so far, weren't they? Okay. Once the garbage bag becomes just a normal part of your scenery, you can move on to the next part of this guide.