procrastination is like masturbation.

procrastination: (touching things to distract myself)
getting
jackshit
done.

masturbation: (touching things to distract others)
Idol hands
sometimes are meant,
for play time. (as play
things)

procrastination:
is nothing like masturbation.
the two things are not retaliated,
at all.

except perhaps that they both-
get me into the mood;
to write
bad poetry.
-and place entirely inappropriate things in my mouth.