Holy geez, I can't believe I'm posting this.
Introduction: 100 Reasons
I made a list of 100 reasons consisting of 100 words. 100 reasons why you're bad for my health. 100 reasons why we would never work. 100 reasons why I don't care. 100 reasons why I can't imagine life without you now that I've met you. 100 reasons why… whatever. It doesn't matter because you'll never see this, anyways- not if I have anything to say about it. No, I think it's better this way in the end. It's better that you never know that I'm the crazy girl who cares about you for the oddest reasons in the universe.
My beginnings started nine years after yours- reason number one this will never work. Your beginnings started 741 miles away from mine, and I'm still a little confused about why in the world you would move here to work at a job you hate at the best of times. Must be a God thing. My beginnings included the best cartoons, sorry to say, and yours included the most infamous toys. I was young enough to get into Harry Potter- you were a teenage boy when it came out. Enough said. The only similarity we shared was just that we began.
The median of our two ages is 24.5 (your birthday's really close to mine, remember?). You said once that you were five foot ten (I remember being shocked at you being someone else's height and I never even realized), so that makes the median of our heights five foot… eight and a half. Your eyes are light green, and my eyes are light blue. Is the median light turquoise? I don't think we ever properly met. I just knew who you were. You just knew who I was. Therefore, the median of the time we've known each other is unknown.
Que sera, sera. What will be, will be. I don't know how this story will end for us, or if there was ever an "us" to begin with. Maybe you'll still be just you, I'll still be just me, and that was what God intended to be. I don't know, and it's probably better that way. I just know that everything happens for a reason. Everything under the sun….
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
So please don't take my sunshine away.
So, er, yep. Little drabbles.
Have some ice cream today. :)