Tired of vampires

Let's have some other dark things

Creatures of the night are as varied

As they are strange

Please:

Stop the monotonous drenching

In blood and things forbidden like

Romances doomed to eternity.

Its enough that there are books,

Must we also suffer through

Short stories as well?

Pease, hear my plea

Tired of day-walkers,

Draculas and Lestats,

I beg of you:

Leave us in peace to think up

New thoughts!