there's this boy
that lives around the corner and
a few miles up the street
that makes me laugh and smile
like you wouldn't believe.

but there are so many problems
that come with this sweet young
man that's stolen my heart.

first of all,
he's seventeen years old and
he has a metallica tattoo on his
dominant arm.

second,
he doesn't even own a shirt that
isn't black; well, except for that
bright blue one that he
wouldn't be caught dead in.

third,
he smells so good i stole his
led zeppelin 1975 tour shirt
so i could smell him any time I
want even though we're only
supposed to be friends.

fourth,
he says he's in love with me
but i can't say it back.

fifth,
this is but the beginning
of the long, long list.