The Plight of the Bumblebee
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I am a bumblebee.
My life begins
as an ugly, gormless maggot.
From there,
things can only go up, right?
Well, you'd be wrong.
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We bees are like slaves.
Indoctrinated into the Cult of the Worker
from the very beginning.
All day,
I dream of the time
where I can flit from flower to flower
by my own free will.
Where I can blunder about
as I please, without
fear of retribution from that despot,
the Queen Bee.
Oh, you believe we'd be happy,
wouldn't you,
buzzing and humming
as we lap up the sweet nectar,
the resplendent sun shining behind us.
Well, you'd be wrong.
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Collecting nectar is weary work.
And heaven help you
if you encounter one of those stupid dogs
- or human beings -
up close.
Then you're obligated to sting them -
"For the hive!" they say.
When you lose your stinger,
YOU DIE.
Every voyage to the flower fields
could be a one-way ticket to suicide,
self-destruction, and martyrdom -
"For the hive!"
Oh, you believe we'd be honoured,
wouldn't you,
to be burdened with such duty?
Well, you'd be wrong.
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I am a bumblebee.
My life ends
stingerless, dejected, deserted.
From there,
death is welcome, no?
Well, you'd be right.
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