Heh. This is a little listy thingy I made on Quzilla. Well, Quizilla just so happens to suck these days, so I'm moving everything to here.

So yeah, go ahead and laugh your ass off, it's what this is here for.

#1 Fruit loops are like gay cheerios.

#2 I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!

#3 You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

#4 I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!

#5 Kindergarten: whare the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons.

#6 Keepin it gangsta white girl style!

#7 Life was so simple when boys had cooties...

#8 I dont discriminate, I hate everybody.

#9 Friends are like bras, close to the the heart and there for support

#10 Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear, thank you very much

#11 I'm so goth I punched a Care Bear

#12 Good girls are bad girls who don't get caught

#13 Oh yeah? Well, I dont like your pants.

#14 I shower naked.

#15 I'll make your heart beat like your on cocaine.

#16 I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

#17 rawr. fear me.

#18 Buy me a plastic ring and tell me you love me

#19 I am absolutely awesome. Agree or die.

#20 Shoes can change your life, just ask Cinderella.

#21 lol is the polite way of saying: that wasnt funny, shut up already, your really annoying, why are you talking to me?, i really don't care, or you just have nothing to say at all.

There you go. first chappie is up. did you like it? I hope so. You know what the best way to say you like it is? *pauses to let you answer* that's right! Review! it makes me feel loved!