Wow . . . Almost to 101 . . . You know, I never assumed that this story would get popular enough to get past ten, so I have no idea what I'm going to do for number 101 . . . Has to be some big finale, though, obviously. Oh well. There will definitely be a sequel.

86. When somebody picks up a product, ask them in a serious tone, "Do you know what would be even better than that?" Then swiftly slap them twice, saying, "Slap, slap!" then "NYEH!!!" as you run away with your arms like a praying mantis, shaking your hands wildly.

87. Go to girl and say to her, "Is this your way of us you want to be a guy? 'Cause I'm here for you, girl! Or boy . . . Or whatever you want to be . . . today!" *sunshine fingers*

88. Make a petition on banning dihydrogen monoxide, and warn people of the dangers of it, such as inhalation can cause death, it's a main ingredient in acid rain, dogs that make vicious attacks out of nowhere usually have ingested it in the last 48 hours, gaseous form can cause severe burning, and they ruin car brakes. Suppress your giggling as people sign it and you know that dihydrogen monoxide is H20, or water.

89. Wearing a metal strainer on your head, go to wear the purple sharpies are, armed with a dry erase board, a paper towel, water, a hammer, and a potato. Yes, a potato. Once you start defending yourself against the Shnerples you'll understand why.

90. Get a friend to beat box as you rap the national anthem.