THE TWILIGHT SONG
(TO THE TUNE OF UMBRELLA BY RIHANNA)
She stole his heart
Too bad they're worlds apart
No time for his fantasy
In her reality
But when she found out what he was
It only brought them closer because
Bella's boy is the biggest stud
To bad he wants to drink her blood!
Because
Turns out he's a vamp and a friendly fellow
But his girl's blood is best seller
He swears that he will protect her
James sees a challenge- come to collect her
But Edward wins with his vendetta
Cuz no one can touch his Cinderella
That's the story of this thriller
The saga of Edward and Bella
Chorus:
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Edward and Bella
Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Edward and Bella
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Edward and Bella
Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah...
Those Volturi
Will help him do the deed
Cuz Rosalie's vanity
Spurred his insanity
So he's off to off himself
He loves Bella and no one else
It's almost sickening
Can't wait for the movie!
Because
Bella and Edward- so cute together
She'll turn vamp so its forever
I think twilight's so much fun
Plus I love Robert Pattison
Being a fan girl means im clever
Not jumping the bandwagon or whatever
What plot? Ooh Rob in leather
Plus that girl who plays Bella
Chorus:
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Some girl who plays Bella
Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Some random chick who's Bella
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Some girl who plays Bella
Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Bridge: (Slow)
A.T.T.N. You twilight fans
Who want to marry Rob? You can!
He's property of Disney
Oh
So be sure to let him know
Just how far you wanna go…
Because!
He's sure to want to be together
With chicks who make him sick forever
Aren't you glad to be a fan
Busy idolizing this man
Who eats and sleeps and flosses and shaves
And God knows how he really behaves
He doesn't play himself, he plays
Some guy devoted to
Chorus:
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Some girl who plays Bella
Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
Some random chick who's Bella
Bella Bella Bella yeah
Yeah yeah
How is this a best seller?
Seller Seller yeah
Yeah yeah.
Its crazy, crazy
Oh God yeah it's crazy, crazy
In Edward they trust
Going crazy with lust...
Its crazy, crazy
Oh God yeah it's crazy, crazy
Look, go ahead, make your fuss
But get away from the rest of us...
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