THE TWILIGHT SONG

(TO THE TUNE OF UMBRELLA BY RIHANNA)

She stole his heart

Too bad they're worlds apart

No time for his fantasy

In her reality

But when she found out what he was

It only brought them closer because

Bella's boy is the biggest stud

To bad he wants to drink her blood!

Because

Turns out he's a vamp and a friendly fellow

But his girl's blood is best seller

He swears that he will protect her

James sees a challenge- come to collect her

But Edward wins with his vendetta

Cuz no one can touch his Cinderella

That's the story of this thriller

The saga of Edward and Bella

Chorus:

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Edward and Bella

Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Edward and Bella

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Edward and Bella

Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah...

Those Volturi

Will help him do the deed

Cuz Rosalie's vanity

Spurred his insanity

So he's off to off himself

He loves Bella and no one else

It's almost sickening

Can't wait for the movie!

Because

Bella and Edward- so cute together

She'll turn vamp so its forever

I think twilight's so much fun

Plus I love Robert Pattison

Being a fan girl means im clever

Not jumping the bandwagon or whatever

What plot? Ooh Rob in leather

Plus that girl who plays Bella

Chorus:

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Some girl who plays Bella

Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Some random chick who's Bella

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Some girl who plays Bella

Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Bridge: (Slow)

A.T.T.N. You twilight fans

Who want to marry Rob? You can!

He's property of Disney

Oh

So be sure to let him know

Just how far you wanna go…

Because!

He's sure to want to be together

With chicks who make him sick forever

Aren't you glad to be a fan

Busy idolizing this man

Who eats and sleeps and flosses and shaves

And God knows how he really behaves

He doesn't play himself, he plays

Some guy devoted to

Chorus:

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Some girl who plays Bella

Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

Some random chick who's Bella

Bella Bella Bella yeah

Yeah yeah

How is this a best seller?

Seller Seller yeah

Yeah yeah.

Its crazy, crazy

Oh God yeah it's crazy, crazy

In Edward they trust

Going crazy with lust...

Its crazy, crazy

Oh God yeah it's crazy, crazy

Look, go ahead, make your fuss

But get away from the rest of us...

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