Her:
I could care less what you think.

Him:
Well then, you wouldn't mind me giving you this.

Her:
Huh? What's this supposed to be?

Him:
Just a list of all your perfections. I thought you'd want them even though you already have them claimed.

Her:
You mean my flaws, you ass.

Him:
Nope, your perfections.

Her:
That's impossible. Look at number one. You wrote that I have bouncy hair.

Him:
Mhmm, what you don't believe me?

Her:
I don't.

Him:
Ah, but you do. How can you not? You see it every day after all.

Her:
I know. I see it every day, which is why I know my hair is dead and lifeless. It's flatter then a sheet of paper, and what's this about me having curves?

Him:
You do.

Her:
No, my curves are nonexistent. You need to get your eyes checked.

Him:
You're quite wrong. My vision is perfect. That means, I can see those curves you have. You think you can hide them in your sweatshirts and baggy sweats, but I know they exist.

Her:
Now that's just creepy! I don't want to know how you can be so sure of yourself.

Him:
You're not that good at hiding things. It's as simple as that.

Her:
Oh?

Him:
Yes.

Her:
Well then, you're… stupid!

Him:
I love how you get all snappy and mad at me over nothing.

Her:
Is that why it's number three on the list?

Him:
Why else would it be on my list?

Her:
Maybe because it's a flaw?! No guy should want to deal with a girl who's always putting them down!

Him:
True, but you don't. It's not possible for such a fine specimen to let me down.

Her:
I don't?

Him:
Nope, you just make me want to jump you.

Her:
Umm yeah about that, I'm going to show my way out…

Him:
Hey you, get back here! I want to know what you think about the rest of the list!

Her:
Ugh fine.

Him:
So?

Her:
What?

Him:
What do you think about it?

Her:
Nothing. All it's done is make me hate myself even more.

Him:
I'm sorry, but that's just sad.

Her:
What's sad?

Him:
How much you hate yourself! You're always putting yourself down! I hate that about you.

Her:
You do?

Him:
I can't stand seeing you all depressed.

Her:
You can't? Why is that?

Him:
It gets me all upset too.

Her:
Hmmm?

Him:
It makes me just want to comfort you all day and prove you wrong.

Her:
Prove me wrong?

Him:
Yes, prove you wrong.

Her:
Why?

Him:
Isn't it obvious.

Her:
Isn't what obvious?

Him:
Ugh.

Her:
Just tell me.

Him:
No.

Her:
Why not?

Him:
Because.

Her:
You know it would speed things up if you just told me.

Him:
No, it would just ruin things!

Her:
How?

Him:
Because you wouldn't believe me.

Her:
I don't have any reason to believe you at the moment if you keep this up.

Him:
Keep what up?

Her:
This.

Him:
Huh?

Her:
Not telling me.

Him:
I would, but it's be easier to once you open your eyes.

Her:
They are open.

Him:
It's an expression.

Her:
I knew that!

Him:
Sure you did.

Her:
Hey!

Him:
Don't worry about it though.

Her:
Worry about what?

Him:
Not knowing the expression.

Her:
Whatevs.

Him:
You have no idea what it means do you?

Her:
Yes, I do.

Him:
What does it mean?

Her:
That you won't tell me straight up what I'm supposed to have figured out!

Him:
You really are clueless.

Her:
No, I am not!

Him:
Ehh. Why would I give you a list about your beautiful perfections?

Her:
You mean flaws.

Him:
Just answer the question.

Her:
I don't know.

Him:
You really astound me.

Her:
Hey, why are you coming closer to me?! Step back! I said back!

Him:
No.

Her:
Why not?

Him:
Cause I like being this close to you.

Her:

Him:
I love you.

Her:

Him:
Say someth-muff.

Her:
I love you too.

Him:
Did you just kiss me?

Her:
Maybe.

Him:
Can we try it again?

Her:
I don't know about tha-muff.


an: they kissed twice at the end if you didn't notice. so as you must have noticed, there are no actions. it's all dialogue. i thought i'd shake it up a little. i've done a mini little one-shot like last year with no dialogue, so i figured i'd just reverse it. the plot isn't the same though.

updated an: i added a few things, not sure if they will make any differences. i'm extremely flattered that my story is in For the Love of OneShots community. i'm a huge fan of all the works in that community and of those who made the community up. thank you to all those you reviewed and to DianaSweetie, Insomnia Breeds Insanity, Lindsey.H, MaPluie, and ghurl00 for adding my story to their favorite story list.