"I like pie do you like pie?"

"Pie is amazing. Yum pie," I said laughing to myself quietly.

"What about," Her beeper goes off, "What is the world does pretentious mean?"

"Preteni – what?"

"I'm not sure but it inspires me to write a story."

"About what?"

"Splut, whatever that is. It came to me in a vision."

"Uh… huh…"

"I think it's a form of hippolusion, the illusion of Hippos."

"That… That is extraordinary. Call Webster! It's a new word!"

"Maybe on Tuesday."

"Have faith child, he will like it."

"Yeah, maybe…"

"He will," I said before gently hugging her.

"Maybe I could use it in a lullaby?"

"Maybe, it's up to you Ari."

"It kind of leaves an empty feeling though…"



"You're a Piccolo."

"From DBZ?"


"Schweet I'm a random green guy and I bleed purple!" Ari yelled in excitement.

"That is uber-dandy."


"I have no idea; it's just mystical like that."

"Shake it fast?"


"It's a song by that Mystical guy you mentioned."

"I mean the word."

"Go hump-the-lump."

"Go what the what?!"



"I don't know."

"We have a very odd friendship."

"Aye sir."

"Well, I have to go for now. Hope that you have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day."

"You have a supercalifrazapiztic… whatever have a nice day. Bye."