Uh, the part where it says: (Tresspassers will be killed delt with), the 'killed' bit is actually supposed to be in strikeout (a line through the middle of the word). So, uh, I tried doing that on here and it's not working. So if anyone could help me out, that'd be great! :P

Of Candy Forests and Ugly Arrogant Dwarfs

Once upon a time, there lived an ugly, short, hairy little dwarf. His name, was Frank.

Now, Frank was the most arrogant, up himself dwarf you could ever meet. And from the hair coming out of his nose, to the crooked, rotten teeth prodding out from under his long, straggly beard - he certainly wasn't a sight to behold.

He lived in a small, rundown cottage at the edge of Candy Forest. In front of this crappy cottage was a sign, quite simply saying:

Go Away

Private Property

(Trespassers will be killed dealt with)

Needless to say, he was the most hated, despised person in all of the village of Sunnyside.

He was constantly waving sticks at young boys and pushing old ladies in front of carriages. "Good riddance." He would say, if anyone asked him what on earth he was doing. And, of course, then they would walk away, disgusted by him.

But, like all good stories, there has to be a villain (that's right, he's not the villain). The person in this case was, naturally, a thief.

One day, old Frank was wondering around the town, doing his usual things - such as, pushing old ladies into carts and ramming a stick into the people in the market. Normal things, you know? And there just so happened to be a thief who was just about to steal from the good old natured mayor, Mr. Bigbum. Frank, oblivious to this, whacked the poor boy over just as he was about to pluck the mayors wallet from his pocket.

So then, from there on out, he was regarded as a hero for saving Mr. Bigbum's financial status.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End

And the moral of the story is, don't steal.