Central Heating

(Keyboard chords)

I'll tell you what, I hate the snow
And I hate when it gets so cold
But when I'm with you, it's OK
It's all just great
(Chords, then a pause, then drums to kick off the rest of the band)
I'll tell you what, you sure seem warm
Even in spite of a snowstorm
I'll say this too, when I see you
Winter doesn't seem quite as blue

Roads are icy and skies are grey
And I think more snow's on its way
High of twenty, but when you smile
It's warm for a little while
Hey, I can feel my heart beating
You're better than central heating
And baby...
That means you're a pretty big deal!

(Instrumental with bells and trumpets)

I'm always cold this time of year
But I'll pour you a cup of cheer
A white blanket will keep us in
And I'll just grin
(Bells)
Let's paint the city red and green
Let's sing carols and make a scene
It'd be great if we'd hibernate
Afterwards, oh, until it's late

Roads are icy and skies are grey
And I think more snow's on its way
High of twenty, but when you smile
It's warm for a little while
Hey, I can feel my heart beating
You're better than central heating
And baby...
That means you're a pretty big deal!

(The background music changes to a choir vocalizing)

I'd like to thank the Lord above
For giving us unending love
And for sending you into my life
Maybe when we calm down, I could
Oh maybe I could be your… (Pause)

(Instrumental part with a Christmas medley)

Roads are icy and skies are grey
And I think more snow's on its way
High of twenty, but when you smile
It's warm for a little while
Hey, I can feel my heart beating
You're better than central heating
And baby...
That means you're a pretty big deal!


Yeah, yeah, I'm aware of the cliches. OK with it.

Have some Christmas cookies. :) Merry Christmas, everyone!